turntable

One who can lie or distort facts or recollections of events.

*a guy lies to a cop after an incident*

Wow, you spun that shit like a turntable!

by Ryan_T January 6, 2009

Turntable

When you got so scattered the night before that you were turnt

"Man I got so turntable last night, it was hectic."

by Swaglad123 December 25, 2016

Turntable

The ability to be turnt

This party could be hella turntable

by Zstring July 8, 2018

Turntable.fm

A Social networking site based around people adding and playing tracks for a crowd of people. Site consists mostly of EDM but there are other rooms that also cater to different genre's as well

Although the site is still in beta it has a crowd that is increasing exponentially as of today.

There are crews that one can join to have a show for a tuned audience one of the First crews out there is (BC) = Bear Crew
which is representative of the Bear avatar that is on the site. The originators of the crew as as follows

(BC) LawDawg
(BC) NESoid
(BC) Boomtastic

Honorary members:
Microfone Assassin

turntable.fm is soo cooo

by NESoid August 1, 2011

scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.

Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!

by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005

Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.

Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"

by The Pimp's Bologna February 25, 2008

Rusty Turntable

Eating a girls butthole out and playing with her clitorous at the same time. Hint the name.

"Hey baby, do you want to give me a Rusty Turntable tonight or are you scared to do it after I ate atomic chili?"

by mudduck69 July 29, 2009