1.Pure awesome palced between two pre-sliced slices of bread.
2.Sandwich type that is the best. Decided in the great "Turkey Ham war"
2.Sandwich type that is the best. Decided in the great "Turkey Ham war"
Ham sucks.-----------------------It really does.
Turkey was only declined as Americas National bird because if it was, how could we eat it in turkey sandwich form?
Turkey was only declined as Americas National bird because if it was, how could we eat it in turkey sandwich form?
by Iggy the Spacepirating Astronaut Bountyhunter Plumbbot ninja. December 1, 2006
by JIM HAT October 8, 2004
put Mayonnaise on your penis and place a slice of turkey on the girl's pussy then proceed to have sex.
by eaknasty October 18, 2008
Term used to describe marijuana around the thanksgiving time. Used mainly in November and sometimes, just sometimes, early December. See also, christmas trees and ocean breeze.
by DeeJay December 12, 2003
You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!
Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today
by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019
Running up to someone and acting like you are going to punch them in the balls while having a friend take a picture of their reaction to your "punch". (do not actually punch them).
Guy #1 "oh look at this picture"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"
by Rhynocio May 13, 2012
The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.
"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."
by C-wak March 14, 2006