Ham on the turkey

Putting the ham on the turkey means to just do something so fucking dope that the only thing you can say is that the person put the ham on the turkey

Damn did u see how jack dis that backflip he putt the motherfucking ham on the turkey. It was sick!

by Shankbone_4125 March 30, 2017

[turkey, ham] SamBae

A sandwich that includes, one bagel (onion bagels works well) turkey or ham, tomato, mild cheddar, oregano, and pepper. Then toast in oven together. Add mayo and lettuce after toasting then enjoy on a paper plate.

Josh: Hey man, you feel like eating a turkey, ham SamBae?

Zac: No

Josh: Fine, you grundel! (See grundel)

by SkinnyPants January 21, 2009

Going Ham in the Turkey Factory

Going hard!(not in the perverted way)

I am going ham in the turkey factory when i dance on multiple at the same time! ;D

by beaverteaser69 December 26, 2011

hammer turkey

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner

"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"

by Christy Newman June 6, 2005

Hammer Turkey

When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.

"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"

by Gabba February 23, 2005

turkeyhatman

@turkeyhatman aka one of the goats of tiktok

"Turkeyhatman is the best" "yeah I agree"

by Kool kid aka B3nluke October 20, 2021

turkeyham

A sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a turkey and the body of a swine.

Or a sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a swine and the body of a turkey.

If you are a turkeyham you must commit suicide immediately or call the turkeyham hotline at 1800 TURKHAM (887-5426). Please not this number is no longer in service because turkeyhamness spreads via contact of voice and everyone working at the turkeyham hotline are infected/suicidal maniacs.

DON'T BE A TURKEYHAM OR GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

by turkeyham infected April 24, 2010