Turkey neck

A guy's dick.

Sharon couldn't get enough of Ben's turkey neck on Thanksgiving.

by George Hayduke November 28, 2008

turkey neck

a common name for a large, loose, and wrinkley vagina; tends to be saggy beyond belief.

"Hey my name is Mary Ann"
"No it's not...don't you mean turkey neck?"
"Oh that's right, thanks for the reminder."
"Anytime."

by sleepingbeauty February 29, 2008

Turkey Necking

When a person's head jerks back and forth as they fall asleep while sitting.

That class was so boring I started turkey necking.

by Robotz February 07, 2006

Turkey necking

Fucking a girl on her period until your balls are covered in blood, which gives the illusion of a turkeys red neck

I was fucking this girl on her period, and i ended up turkey necking her

by poopsmear January 10, 2011

turkey neck

Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion
or
Penoscrotal Web

The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web or turkey neck of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.

by diy January 12, 2006

Turkey Neck

When someone who is bladdered dances by moving their neck from side to side. Very annoying.

Paul was dancing with a right old Turkey Neck the other night.

by DogMonkey October 01, 2003

turkey neck

When an older person has skin that sags in the neck.

My grandmother has massive turkey neck, yo. Gobble, Gobble. It sags from here to there and everywhere.

by crunkalicious July 04, 2004