turdmonger

Someone who causes a lot of drama, or someone who dwells in crap.

Gee golly, she sure is being a turdmonger today.

by Frankie McFranken October 4, 2006

turdwacker

Its like the turd burgler he/she steals them but then after he/she lets them harden. And then after that he/she plays baseball with em.

Dan West is a dirty fuckin' turdwacker!

by Matt balon August 30, 2007

turdwinker

A turdwinker is - i think quite obviously an a**hole. The a**hole, any a**hole.
Basically, a colorful term for a rectal sphincter, or a rectal-sphincter type person....

That TURDWINKER took my seat on the bus.

The peppers were so hot last night that my TURDWINKER is burning today!

by Ozzie The Watchdog March 31, 2023

Turdmonger

Verb

i.e. the act of consuming excrement, in a lewd manner, directly from the anus of one's sexual partner. This term can also be used figuratively, as an alternative to brown-nosing and currying favour, as in turdmongering.

...wearing nothing but nipple tape, they turdmongered voraciously, losing themselves to the small hours of the night...hoping that this degenerate act would keep them in good standing with their superiors, securing their promotions...

by BitchfinderGeneral June 7, 2025