Turdulence

I made it up from turbulence, replacing the b with a d. Therefore referring to a turd. In short it means bullshit.

I'm so sick of this turdulence!

by Conor May 30, 2004

Turdulence

when your belly starts to rumble, signalling the onset of a poo or fart.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am experiencing some turdulence

by tommymackstubator June 18, 2018

Turdulence

When a person sitting nearby can feel the vibration of your fart.

"I didn't hear it, but I know you farted; I could feel the turdulence".

by stusic June 15, 2019

Turdulence

The act of fart gases passing over a turd before being expelled into the air, creating a super smelly fart of which another person walks into and makes a face of disbelief.

Turdulence - I was walking down a grocery aisle and hit turdulent air. I couldn’t believe the smell.

by JoeB Q-town February 28, 2022

Turdulence

The process of gas passing over a chunk of shit while still in the intestine and expelled as a smelly fart and someone behind you walks into the crappy air.

As Sam walked behind a group of people, he suddenly hit some foul, shit smelling rough turdulence air

by JoeB Q-town January 19, 2024

Turdulence

The momentum of an uncomfortable scenario.

When I returned home for Christmas, the turdulence never ceased

by juzzyfuzzy December 29, 2024

Unexpected Turdulence

Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...

It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.

by vonstrosity September 8, 2016