turdulance

1. The urge to make a bowel movement while flying on a plane. The victim is hesitant to use the in-flight facilities usually due to embarrassment, anxiety, or laziness. This predicament is often coupled with the fear of having another person waiting to use the facility. Sometimes equated with "prairie-dogging", "the bubble guts", and/or "crowning."

2. Being prevented from leaving one's seat despite having an extreme need to use the restroom.

"Marcy could no longer read Sky Mall--she was experiencing heavy turdulance on her way to Atlanta."

by artzymorena July 23, 2009

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turdulent

Someone or something that is as slow as shit.

His turdulent intellect kept him at the check in counter forever.

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turdulence

1. The brick-shitting that results from in-flight turbulence, and the smell that follows.

2. When a person riding in a car really has to take a shit and a bump in the road causes an AFR.

3. One of the worst mistakes a dyslexic can make.

1. The captain told us we were hitting some heavy turbulence and every passenger over 40 totally gave in to the turdulence.

2. Driver: 'Looks like some turbulence!'
Passenger: 'Nah, that's turdulence. You better pull over.'

3. -_- (That was uncalled for.)

by Jap-Slap Gypsy November 23, 2009

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