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Turdulence 

when your belly starts to rumble, signalling the onset of a poo or fart.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am experiencing some turdulence

Turdulence 

When a person sitting nearby can feel the vibration of your fart.
"I didn't hear it, but I know you farted; I could feel the turdulence".
Turdulence by stusic June 15, 2019

Turdulence 

The act of fart gases passing over a turd before being expelled into the air, creating a super smelly fart of which another person walks into and makes a face of disbelief.
Turdulence - I was walking down a grocery aisle and hit turdulent air. I couldn’t believe the smell.
Turdulence by JoeB Q-town February 28, 2022

Turdulence 

The process of gas passing over a chunk of shit while still in the intestine and expelled as a smelly fart and someone behind you walks into the crappy air.
As Sam walked behind a group of people, he suddenly hit some foul, shit smelling rough turdulence air
Turdulence by JoeB Q-town January 19, 2024

Turdulence 

When I returned home for Christmas, the turdulence never ceased
Turdulence by juzzyfuzzy December 29, 2024

Unexpected Turdulence 

Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...
It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.
Unexpected Turdulence by vonstrosity September 8, 2016