Turlock

A shithole in the 209 where the only thing there is to do is weed, oxy, coke... we got da best of errthing. With wanna be hard ass, Famous wearing brappers and slutty butterface bitches.

"Turlock is a great place to leave."

by Turlock Resident December 16, 2008

Turlock High School

Turlock High School has been around since my grandpa in World War 1. The high school still has not changed since back in the...what? 1700's. I think my great great great great great great Grandma's Great Grandma's Grandma wrote on the bathroom stall and it is still there! There is no need to trash this school because it already looks like a big shithole. NEVER attend a football game there, it is a waste of money because they will lose. Unless you are interested in a good fight between all of their gang members or a strip tease from their cheerleaders.

Ben: When will Turlock High School burn down already?
Sara: The buildings look like they will fall any minute now.

by sxygurl453 March 5, 2011

turdjocky

sticking your cock up the ass of someone
who needs a shit.

A man has a bit of anal and pokes a turd with his cock and keeps on going, riding the turd =TURDJOCKY

by numblfuntkins October 9, 2003

Turlock

A titular big farming community filled with Assyrians, Mexicans, African-Americans, etc. between Modesto and Merced. Pretty dull for how it’s being located smack dab in the center. Fake drama at your local sit-inside Starbucks? Yes. We have some of that. Generic history? Sí. It’s plentiful. Basic bitch necessities such as a Walmart and Target? Definitely yes. :/

Turlock is so boring the best thing to entertain ourselves is watching paint dry. Pretty sad, isn’t it?

by Wuhuabia Wjbfhrekg December 6, 2018

turdlick

someone who would lick a turd.

So, your dog eats shit huh ?? What a turdlick !!!

by A. Cunning Linguist September 5, 2003

Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.

Aw shit the cat has another turd lock

by Mushishi February 23, 2020

Turlock

The least of women that have never evolved into taking me to that place.

Yo Turlock is right by the freeway just take the exit here, without Turlock I wouldn't have to walk to Modesto, when I'm in Turlock I like to go to Taco Bell with a girl, The Way Turlock seems is right at home

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021