tardinator

1. a person who does so many random stupid acts they take the prize
2. a person who doesn't want to be helped and has to do it their way, special rules for special people.

Paris Hilton is the tardinator. She thought that the judge didn't mean it when he took away her license and told her not to drive. Now she's doin' time for her DUI. California is home of the governator and the tardinator.

by javajoan July 17, 2007

Turdnado

1. A shitstorm of epic ferocity that hits without warning.

WIFE: How was work today?
HUSBAND: Everything was great until about 2 o'clock when that TURDNADO hit. I'm lucky I made it out of there alive.

by @DJCharlieBlac September 5, 2013

holiday turding

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.

We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

e-turding

When angry people drop nasty conceptual bombs in social media realms.

She takes regular digital shits by e-turding whenever she gets a moment.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

dog turdin’ it

When you figuratively shit wherever you want, like an unleashed dog, primarily because you don’t give a shit about the outcome.

I came to a point at that job that I was just dog turdin’ it ‘cause I knew I was going to be fired any day.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

Turding

The act of pushing a turd out of your bootyhole.

“What are you doing?”
“Turding”

by le turd July 22, 2019

river turding

A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.

My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019