Turdie

A fan of Songshit ASMR

"Have you seen that one comment left by one of her fans, where they said she's as good, if not better than Gordon Ramsey when it comes to cooking?"

"Her fellow turdies are as delusional as their egg chin queen."

by Abe.. May 10, 2021

Turder

Someone who took a shit.

Who's the turder who left this mess? Tajba truder!

by MUTU July 29, 2006

turdpercher

Person who takes a dump and doesn't flush it right away, but prefers to sit there, a scant few inches, above their sopping wet pile of stinking feces.

Public washroom, guy in stall #1 hears guy in stall #2 drop the splashbomb. In the next few seconds there is rancid odor, but no flushing!?! So, guy in stall #1 bangs on the wall, shouting...

"...Hey, turdpercher, how 'bout a courtesy flush Yo!!

by W. Morris February 15, 2008

turdzerker

A being with the power to shit beyond 10 feet

Man did you see that guys projectile shit? Dudes a turdzerker

by darknessofsins March 10, 2015

Turdmeric

A spice loved by butt burglars

Ass pirates commandeered a ship carrying a cargo of turdmeric

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021

turdvertise

The act of leaving
a) an elegantly large
b) a violently sprayful mess
in the tiolet bowl for someone else to discover.

Noun form: turdvertisement

I turdvertised a real long earth-snake at the bus station the other day -- man was I shit-proud!!!

After eating their chili with beans last night, I went back and left a horrendous turdvertisement in the restaurant's bathroom.

by donkeykongdick January 15, 2008

TurdBerries

Another name for the chunk(s) ventilated out of our bodies bottom gap hole.

It can also be said in the term of a cover up for a swearword when needing to exhaust an infuriational comment.

(After toilet evacuating) What was that honeybuns? I was pushing out my turdberries for you to clean up as I misfired my shots into the bog.

Ohhh Turdberries, you saw the diabolical trap I set for your demise.

by SquirrelPower October 9, 2008