Turricane - A hurricane, comprised of tornados
A turricane is one of the worst plagues that could be brought upon the planet of Earth.
A turricane is formed when two or more tornados simultaneously combine to form a terrible storm. Once formed, there is no stopping it until the storm runs out of energy. Against a storm of this caliber, there is no winning, and the only thing you can do is crawl up into fetal position and cry. Turricanes can envelop areas as large as the state of Texas.
Signs of a turricane include, but are not limited to:
- Sideways rain that never touches the ground
- Winds exceeding 300 MPH
- News claims of a weather phenomenon
- A feeling of hoplessness and depression
A turricane is one of the worst plagues that could be brought upon the planet of Earth.
A turricane is formed when two or more tornados simultaneously combine to form a terrible storm. Once formed, there is no stopping it until the storm runs out of energy. Against a storm of this caliber, there is no winning, and the only thing you can do is crawl up into fetal position and cry. Turricanes can envelop areas as large as the state of Texas.
Signs of a turricane include, but are not limited to:
- Sideways rain that never touches the ground
- Winds exceeding 300 MPH
- News claims of a weather phenomenon
- A feeling of hoplessness and depression
Caleb - "I told you all, YEARS AGO, that this would happen. How do you feel now? A hurricane comprised of tornados can not, and will not give up. There is no winning."
Charlie Sheen - "In the rare occurrence of a turricane, there is no epic winning, or even bi-winning. All I can really do is crawl up into fetal position and cry."
Charlie Sheen - "In the rare occurrence of a turricane, there is no epic winning, or even bi-winning. All I can really do is crawl up into fetal position and cry."
by Caleb Stricklen July 19, 2011
Get the Turricane mug.Like a turnicate to block blood from an area the turdicate is when you tighten your belt as far as you can to stop a turd coming out. It is usually used when you need to take a dump but something of importance is happening. It can also be used mid-dump so you get up and do it so it doesn't bother you. It can be risky though, sometimes it squeezes the crap out.
Guy 1: 'Dude where were you, you were nearly late'
Guy 2: 'I know i was taking a shit when i realised what time it was. I hat to turdicate it off'
Guy 2: 'I know i was taking a shit when i realised what time it was. I hat to turdicate it off'
by Orgasmic Wafro February 25, 2010
Get the Turdicate mug.A cross between and a tornado and a hurricane. Usually starts over land with tornado-like effects and wind, with copious amounts of precipitation. *Not to be confused with hurrinado, which is the same thing, but starts over water, like a hurricane.
As we looked across the plains, we saw the tornado turn into a toricane with that heavy rains that accompanied it.
by JonMoore October 25, 2008
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by miss simpleminded May 15, 2010
Get the turdishness mug.by thedoobabides September 24, 2011
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by Parentof5 November 1, 2012
Get the turdiness mug.The act of diving on to ones table during a traditional feast where turkey is served, such as Thanksgiving or Christmas, and doing so while bare ass naked and spearing the pheasant with your dick then proceeding to slide off the table and run out the door with the turkey still attached to your erect penis.
e.g. Uncle Tom pulled a turdicken last Thanksgiving and gave grams a heart attack.
e.g. In order to join the SAE fraternity, John was required to perform a turdicken at one of the sorority houses on campus during the holiday bra bash.
e.g. In order to join the SAE fraternity, John was required to perform a turdicken at one of the sorority houses on campus during the holiday bra bash.
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