turd nuggets

noun

a piece of poo resembling a chicken nugget. May have qualities of both poo and chicken nugget
Wow man, do you see those turd nuggets on the lawn? woah that animal must have ae a lot of chicken!
by j.k.l. June 11, 2006
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Turd Nugget

A person who acts like a large/ginormous piece of doody.
Ross is a turd nugget and a dork (whale's penis).
by Beautiful Silky April 18, 2011
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turd nuggets

Literal or figurative pieces of excrement presented to a lover to irrevocably communicate the end of a relationship. The nuggeter leaves turd nuggets in the nuggetee's toilet to communicate the breakup rather than using traditional means such as text messages and Post-It notes. Figuratively, turd nuggets can refer to any improper, embarrassing or foul act that unmistakably signals the end of romantic interest.
K: "Are you still seeing Whats-his-face from Boston?"
B: "Nahh, that shit wasn't happening. Left him turd nuggets!"
by owningThis February 8, 2010
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turd nugget

A disgusting snack during a movie. Originally came from a low cal chocolate bran flake bar eaten during the X-Men Origins movie. It caused such a disturbance that the viewers went into laughing comas.
Also a small bit of poop, about 1/10th the size of a regular turd.
1.Man these granola bars are turd nuggets.
2.Yesterday I had to crap so bad, but I only got out a turd nugget.
by pooperscooperdooper March 11, 2010
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Turd Nugget

After Nuggeting somebodys bagpack, you then take a dump in it.
I just turd Nuggeted dalia's backpack" "i cant wait to see the look on her face!!"
by Extremeturdnuggeter December 2, 2010
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frosty turd nuggets

Frosty turd nuggets. When a group of guys are so bad at a sport that they instead play with their own poop and eat it.
My god did you see how bad that team played? They were playing like a bunch of frosty turd nuggets.

Dad do we have to watch these frosty turd nuggets they suck!
by California snafu October 10, 2018
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smooth nugget turd

1) "ay, ay kid, you got any smooth nugget turds?"
by 1jeaner1 August 1, 2021
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