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Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds
bird turd by andy1 June 5, 2005
Semen that lands on someone when shot from a balcony or rooftop.
Oh shit, did I just get hit with a bird turd?!
Bird turd by Sandmanski October 29, 2017

cowboy bird turd

The act of cuming on a girl then proceeding to spit your wad of chew on top.
My girlfriend was being a bich earlier, so after I fucked her I droped the "cowboy bird turd" right on her stomach!
cowboy bird turd by anarnie November 10, 2010
Look at that bird turd over there with the khakis and plaid shirt.
Bird turd by JonoT02 February 22, 2019
"bro he is such a bird turd"
bird turd by catmaster65 January 20, 2023

Bird that turd 

The mild, less profane version of eff that ish. Birding that turd implies that you are giving the bird to that ish.
I was gonna do my homework, but bird that turd—House is on.