Turd bird 

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

Turd bird by Bfhxndix November 2, 2019

bird turd

Bird Shit, bird poop, bird doo

Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds

bird turd by andy1 June 5, 2005

Bird turd

Semen that lands on someone when shot from a balcony or rooftop.

Oh shit, did I just get hit with a bird turd?!

Bird turd by Sandmanski October 29, 2017

cowboy bird turd

The act of cuming on a girl then proceeding to spit your wad of chew on top.

My girlfriend was being a bich earlier, so after I fucked her I droped the "cowboy bird turd" right on her stomach!

cowboy bird turd by anarnie November 10, 2010

Bird turd

A Caucasian person

Look at that bird turd over there with the khakis and plaid shirt.

Bird turd by JonoT02 February 22, 2019

bird turd

a fucking dumb bo.

"bro he is such a bird turd"

bird turd by catmaster65 January 20, 2023

Bird that turd 

The mild, less profane version of eff that ish. Birding that turd implies that you are giving the bird to that ish.

I was gonna do my homework, but bird that turd—House is on.

Bird that turd by hotspanxforhighranks March 16, 2010