Turbeville

To be, or to act like a bitch.

OMG, she is such a Turbeville.

by roflwoflloastick September 30, 2007

Amber turded

the act of shitting a turd/solid fecal matter onto the bed of your boyfriend/spouse like actress Amber Heard.

"My girlfriend just Amber turded onto my bed."
"Kevin broke up with his ex after she Amber turded onto his bed a couple weeks ago."

by Alexthepopgamer May 3, 2022

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

Amber turded

(verb) used to describe taking a giant SHIT on you boyfriends/spouses side of the bed when he has done something wrong. or you just feel like being a huge bitch.

I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because you called me a bitch
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW

I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle

by amber turd May 17, 2022

turned states

converted from a member of a crime partnership into informant or witness, expose afore presumed secrets to government officials; trick-off, dime, rat-out, whistled, snitch

if his brother had not turned states on him, the unabomber would be a free man.

by jinbou October 3, 2007

Fully Turged

When one's penis receives maximum blood flow resulting in separation from the sack

I was on the Japanese metro bus yesterday, and this girl's tight little butt kept rubbing up against my dong and got me fully turged

During a middle school presentation, my phone vibrated in my pocket, resulting in a fully turged wang. Luckily, I hit a waistband tuck, and saved myself some embarrassment.

by singleguy69 March 11, 2013

torbed

"Being Torbed" is a humorous term used in the business world to describe someone being expelled or removed from a team due to insufficient performance. The expression is derived from the name "Torben" and signifies the act of exiting a project or team, often due to lack of skills or commitment.

Simon: "Did you hear? Torben got torbed."
Lucas: "I hope I don't get torbed. I'll work hard to make sure it doesn't happen!"

by knuschprig October 14, 2023