Tabby Tug

When you crap in the litter box, yell at your girlfriend for over-feeding the cat then jerk off to watching her clean it up.

My night is spent. I just pulled a Tabby Tug on my girlfriend and I’m heading to bed.

by Bubbleballs November 11, 2022

Stocking Tug

A male who enjoys taking a pair of stockings, preferably used and smelly, if possible still wet from her sweaty feet and rubbing his cock up and down them. Inserting the cock into the stocking and masturbating until he cums into the stocking and leaves them back without the poor girl not knowing what treat lies in her sheer stocking

Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.

by Foot Seduction October 13, 2011

tug it easy

1. when one takes extreme care in reaching personal climax

2. idiom. slang, to politely tell someone to fuck off

1. Alec: "Nice shirt bromigo..."
David: "Yeah, your mother thought so too. Tug it easy."

2. As I proceeded to leave the restaurant, the waiter who provided terrible service told me to have a good night. I replied to Tug it Easy.

by DGCtugginiteasysince88 November 9, 2014

May Flower Tug

The art of tugging on the ol' meat string

**FOUNDER IS MATTHEW MAY**

Debra: OH DID HEAR ABOUT MATTHEW MAY

Bobby: YA I HEARD HE BE BOUT DAT MAY FLOWER TUG LYFE

by Crazy azz nazi May 5, 2013

jelly tug

When you use Smuckers grape jelly as a lubricant for jerking off. Or any other flavor would work too, I suppose. From some random episode of Reno 911.

Wait, I thought that's what the jelly in the glove compartment was for. If it's not for jelly tugs, why is it in there?

by skeptical jesus August 9, 2008

town tug

When one finds themselves in a major CBD or town eg: Melborn and needing to relieve themselves of the everyday hustle and bustle of the big smoke, they have a town tug and drop a load.

Office worker 1: I have so much paper work right now!

Office worker 2: Just go for a quick town tug big fella

by -Sum balla March 9, 2014

Rub and a Tug Boat

The act of motorboating an ass crack while giving a handjob. Closely related to the rusty trombone.

"Turn around so I can give you a rub and a tug boat."

by WoodcockJohnson October 5, 2011