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Tub Thumping

When you're in the tub with your significant other, and one of you shoved your big toe up the other's asshole.
It was just an ordinary bath until Susan decided to start tub thumping Derek.
by Judelerr May 9, 2018
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Turner Tub Thumper

Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons.

CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES
That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper.

If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper
by Buck Whittaker June 29, 2009
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tub thumpping

When you play music in your car so loud that it shakes the mirrors.
I was tub thumpping down the street.
by Jon Humphrey August 9, 2007
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Tub Thumper

One who 'thumps tubs' ,in other words is particularly minging. Of the type that one would use if walls needed sanding. Swamp Donkey, Bog-Trotter,Munter,Minger,Mould Grower.
Oh, i thought he dumped her because he realised she was a Tub Thumper
by J January 25, 2003
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Tub thumper

Someone Who Plays the drums, A stupid way of saying it. Usually by Gay magazine editors who are trying to be funny
"Win this competition and you too could be a tub thumper like Rev" (rev is the drummer for avenged sevenfold, Iron maiden wannabes, theyll never be anywhere near as good though.)
by welsy27 October 1, 2006
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Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.
I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.
by Poquets January 13, 2023
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Tub Thumping

Rhythmic sound coming from a tub.
Man i had the worst time last night, there was a loud tub thumping in the tub. Then i got knocked down, but i got up again dont worry, it wont ever keep me down.
by Annenesia July 18, 2023
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