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Trumpistic

Someone who exhibits symptoms of delusion on par with those of Donald Trump or someone who's manner of thinking is "trump-like". It's to be stupid basically ... to talk a lot of unrealistic nonsense out of your ass.
Billy's Wife: Billy was just so TRUMPISTIC this morning, he just wouldn't stop talking about how amazing he was in bed with me, how he ravaged me and brought me to heights of pleasure unknown to almost any other human ... but I don't understand because well, I was asleep.
by rational gadfly July 2, 2016
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trumpstink

The unique smell acquired when working for trump.
People leaving the trump administration cannot easily find work because they carry the odor of trumpstink.
by Byebyetrump May 22, 2018
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Trumpdick

The orange cheese dusted penis after a long vigorous cheeto induced masturbation session.
My wife came home and caught me with trumpdick, and all of the kid's cheetos missing
by Chestercheeto69 April 19, 2018
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Trumpsicle

A hanging piece of turd that refuses to release hold. See Dingleberry
My post-buffet dump was going perfectly well until I wound up battling a Trumpsicle for 20 minutes.
by Coreystorytime May 9, 2017
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Trumpstacle

Any obstacle for the Trump administration or pro Trump can also be a Trumpstacle for the left opposition
President Trump pushed legislation that the democratic party opposes it's another obstacle or Trumpstacle.
by Petesbeeps May 5, 2017
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trampsticious

what someone is when they are suspicious of their girlfriend/wife/or significant other of being a tramp. A shady, scandelous female who goes behind backs and secretly performs or instigates trampy behavior.
My girlfriend has been acting weird and seems standoffish most of the time. I'm very trampsticious at this point.

My wife says she has to work late, which makes me trampsticious because her place of work closes before that time.

tramp trampy tramptress trampled trampoid
by B. Sloaner December 3, 2011
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Trumpdick

One who is gaudy, trashy, unimportant, or otherwise unimpressive in any discernible fashion despite being loud, brash, abrasive, and over-confident.
Also has yeti pubes.
Todd is such a Trumpdick he sent Tammy pictures of his wang- now everyone is laughing at him.
by Ferf.zero September 26, 2019
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