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Trumpitis

An overwhelming sickness that became widespread in the United States. While this obscure disease has been around for 30 years, it grew to epedemic proportions on January 20, 2017.

Common symptoms are feelings of helplessness, fear, depression, anger, and nausea. Symptoms are most severe when those afflicted by this horrid disease hear the "T" word.

While there isn't currently a cure. There is hope of some healing in about two years.

And in four years, demo-scientists believe this scourge can be cured, and will only be a note in our history books.
Trumpitis ran rampant across the American heartland in the late Twenty-teens causing wide spread fear, poverty, and sadness for most Americans.
by Snickles89 January 22, 2017
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Trumpitis

The feeling of sickness, disgust, anger, depression, anxiety, and stress induced by the constant stream of shit coming from Donald Trump.
Man I have a terrible case of Trumpitis, I really gotta stop paying attention to the news and Trump.
by Chuckler1450 February 15, 2017
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Trumpitized

Sudden fluctuations in cognitive impairment, altered consciousness, and decreased levels of attention
I thought Rosemary 's Baby was nominated to the Supreme Court, but I was just trumpitized.
by Libreal Party November 16, 2016
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Trumpality

noun
1. The alternative facts reality Donald Trump and his colleagues live in and are working to sell the rest of us.
2. the world or the state of things according to Trump, as opposed to reality
In trumpality, the inauguration had 3 million people attending.
by starbasel January 24, 2017
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Trumpitis

Trumpitis n. Inflamation of the buttocks brought on by routinely talking out of one's ass.
"Bubba," the doctor said sternly, "you need to dial it back a little. This is the worst case of Trumpitis I have ever seen."
by Cletis L Stump July 7, 2016
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Trumpitis

The "disease" that causes you too spend too much money and file for bankruptcy because of it.
I hate how Trumpitis affects 90% of Americans.Thats just sad.
by ICameHereForTheAppleJuice November 25, 2015
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Trumpitis

The disease whose symptoms are constipation of the brain with simultaneous diarrhea of the mouth.
This disease has now been named Trumpitis to honor the person who has demonstrated the effects on a continuing daily basis.
The symptoms of Trumpitis cannot be alleviated by use of an astringent even though it appears that Donald used one before speaking in an attempt to demonstrate that pursed lips indicate thought prior to speaking.
by Chapter XI July 18, 2016
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