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Trumpanderthal

An unevolved individual who believes everything Trump says, and follows him mindlessly.
The Trumpanderthals waved their Covid-19 protest signs furiously while infecting each other and causing extinction.
by MCArtist April 27, 2020
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trumpnatize

any mammal that think The Donald is good for America
Ms. Conway has been trumpnatized because her lies doesn't justify the truth.
by goval February 4, 2017
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trumpange

A colour on the Orange scale.
Brownish with pale or white lines/areas
Oh wow - the sky is a brilliant shade of Trumpange this evening.
Wow
by rjukleeds May 17, 2017
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trumpanzee

A filthy, chimeric beast with the form of a human being but with an irrational, violent mind closer to a wild primate, resulting from an aberrant social experiment from 2016 to 2020, in which ordinary hillbillies and their diaspora were conditioned employing a tsunami of deliberate misinformation that altered their perceptions, along with intellectual and empathetic capacity.

Donald John Trump, a former New York reality-show host and known sociopath, was the primary source and channel for the misinformation, which resulted in his election to the office of President. During his term of office, he tested the trance-like loyalty of his subjects with ever more degrading and humiliating acts (see communion, diaper), culminating in a homicidal trumpanzee insurrection on January 6, 2021, against Congress as they certified the electoral college ballots from the 2020 general election, which Trump lost by nearly 8 million votes.

Despite intensive investigation, scientists are unsure if the trumpanzee conditioning can be reversed, as there appears to be permanent brain damage.
Ordinary citizen 1: Watch out, that trumpanzee is about to charge.
Ordinary citizen 2: No problems. That's why god gave us bear spray.
by Tjanvier January 7, 2022
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trumpanzee

a blind Trump supporter who gets triggered just by the mention of Trump in bad light. similar to SJW's of the right-wing.
"Wow! There are so many dislikes on this YouTube video"
"Dude, this video critical of Trump. It must be the work of the Trumpanzees"
by sader June 11, 2017
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Trumpanzee

noun a person who blindly believes everything the tangerine tribble says . They will typically be right wing Christian conservatives who think women should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen . They often subscribe to the belief that anyone who is not whiter than wonder bread should go back where they came from even if that is their own country. Most are fans of Professional Wrestling and believe it is legitimate and real like the tangerine toddler . They believe that there should not be abortions but think any kind of gun control to keep people from shooting up kids that are here is the worst thing ever. Most of all they think any criticism of Donald Trump is akin to blasphemy and that anyone who does so should be hung for treason.
Did you see the Trumpanzees on Fox News sticking up for that mysoginistic pedophile motherfucker
by BellasaurusTheJust August 23, 2019
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trumpatized

when you simultaneously are outraged at injustice, saddened by hate, and laughing at stupidity.
Eric read the latest executive order and immediately felt trumpatized.
The latest press conference left Sandy feeling trumpatized.
by revfish February 3, 2017
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