Trumpspeak

A series of 2 or more sentences used to put information into the brains of those who like to rephrase sentences from right-wing political figures to try and defame them, in which all subsequent sentences are just a rephrasing of the first. They're not the most bright people, so this is unfortunately required in order to combat fake news.

"I am very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words." This is called a combo-breaker. This is how you ensure information is translated clear as day for the most stupid of people.

"I don't hate mexicans. I love mexicans. I employ thousands of mexicans and by the way mexicans love me. They respect me. Everyone loves me." If Trumpspeak wasn't used here, the media would claim that Trump said he hated Mexicans. Forcing news stations to write down the same quote 3+ times all worded differently ensures that they can't snake their way into a defamation attempt.

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

trumpspeak

Same as "newspeak" in Orwell's "1984". A use of language where common words are redefined to mean the exact opposite of their earlier significations.

Trumpspeak for reports about facts that the present White House incumbent and his staff would have preferred to be left unreported and unknown to the people is FAKE NEWS.

by Wryface April 4, 2017

Trumpstake

A 4 year long mistake.

That 4-year relationship was a trumpstake.
Turns out getting my bachelor's degree was a trumpstake.

by Trem1 January 18, 2021