Two Pump Trump

Someone who comes in strong politically and finishes weak.

We know he's eager to get in but hope it's more satisfying than a Two Pump Trump.

- Moped Dave

by Moped Dave May 15, 2016

two pump trump

A two pump trump is when a guy fucks a female and comes after two pumps

Oh girl don't ever tango with josh he's a such a two pump trump one-two - come

by anonymousfmuserc1 August 21, 2016

Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.

“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.

by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024

Pump Like Trump

1. to go big, but especially to go huge.
2. to be successful or be a success.
3. to exceed the mainstream expectation.
4. an elite form of "git r' done".
5. a form of domination

I pumped like Trump on my test, and I aced it.

When I pump like Trump, I win every time.

by whitehousetees.com November 19, 2016

thump and pump

When you have a quickie in the back seat while filling up with gas

"Dude, my date last night paid for gas and we did a thump and pump."

by Unicorn Snuggie October 18, 2013

Trumpy-pumpy

The act of having sex with Donald Trump.

Eeuw. Man, that's more gross than trumpy-pumpy.

by catty_big August 30, 2022

Trumpy pumpy

A word used to describe Trump fking over millions of americans including his loyalist MAGA base .

Usage of Trumpy pumpy : Damn America got trumpy pumpied (screwed over by trump)

by Red motherducking ducks1 October 28, 2025