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What's a truck? 

A rhetorical question, rooted in Distillers message board lore, which has become a metaphysical problem of tremendous proportions.

When someone asks you what a truck is, don't pretend you know. Your concept of a truck, as a big motor vehicle with a flat bed in back, or perhaps as the piece of metal that connects the wheels of a skateboard to the deck, is only scraping the surface of this quandary. This question is on par with the meaning of life, in terms of complexity.
"Dude, I kept seeing these huge wheeled things on I-80, on my way up here. It was alarming, I have no idea what they were."

"Don't look at me, I have no idea what you were talking about."
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truck stop shit

The loud noise of belt buckles clanking together in a feverioush manner, with anticipation of opening in order to destroy the porcelain toilet bowl with a persons brown bad special.
Dude that guy just droppped off a truck stop shit ! I thought his belt cut through his jeans and if not his turd did for sure.

Truck Sticked 

(verb): The verb version of the Madden 2006 feature "the truck stick"
To get truck sticked is to wrecked, mauled, owned, roflstomped, or any other similar synonym.
Jimmy wasn't fucking ready for that test-- he got truck sticked hard.
Truck Sticked by Ametsub October 14, 2011

Truck Seat Syndrome

The crushed left seat bolster of the driver's side seat, caused by fat Americans sliding out of the seats of their trucks and SUVs like they're on a McDonald's play play pen slide, instead of just getting out of their vehicle like a civilized human being by climbing down.
"I would have bought that used 4Runner if it wasn't for the signs of truck seat syndrome"

Truck-Stop Guzzler 

A female that participates in prostitution inside the men's bathroom, free of charge.
That lady looks like a hardcore Truck-Stop Guzzler.
Truck-Stop Guzzler by Amoux June 9, 2014

Truck Stopped 

Visiting a truck stop restroom to use the facility and agreeing to be rectally violated by a big, burly trucker.
Dan: Hey Joe. What's with Steve? He seems a little dazed since you all got back from your road trip. And he's walking funny.

Joe: Ask him what happen braaaahhhh. We stopped to piss just outside of Chattanooga and after I left, he wound up getting truck stopped by some trucker named Carl for gas money.
Truck Stopped by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015