Trombone

It's anallingus, with a tug job.
Trombone is something you would remember if you had one.
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Trombone

A musical instrument of the brass family. The word, Trombone, is Italian for large trumpet. Although, instead of valves, it uses a slide to change the pitch.
The trombone can be heard very well in Mahler's 3rd symphony.
by mhett August 29, 2009
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Trombone

So basically the trombone is superior to everything else in any band. Pep, jazz, marching, or symphonic, it's just plain better. Its the best low brass instrument, it has a slide. Without the almighty trombone, a band wouldn't have good power, volume, and just wouldn't be the same. Unlike other instruments in the brass, it is loud, powerful, and just good. They give life meaning and the band director a will to live. They also hold up the entire band. In short, they're just plain awesome.

(This definition is TOTALLY unbiased)
Friend 1: "woah! That's a trombone, right?! It sounds so cool I can't imagine a band without it!"

Friend 2: "yeah I get hard when I hear it and the band director does too."
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Trombone

To fuck someone with tremendous vigor and zeal.
"Oh, yeah, Kimmie, I'm gonna trombone you until you can't walk straight for a week!"

"Did you hear about Zack? And how he gave Alexa the Tromboning of a lifetime? It's so sick."
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Trombone

What's that horrid sound? Oh that's a trombone!
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Trombone

A slidey trumpet. Also a double sub-contrabass flute( with a tuning slide)
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tromboned

getting your anus licked and getting jerked off at the same time
i love getting tromboned by my girl
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