A disease that afflicts most attendees at UCSD. Its origins are linked to the sheer lack of attractive people on campus. This results in UCSD students having ridiculously low standards for the opposite sex.
(UCSD kid): Hey! That guy's pretty cute.
(State kid): Are you kidding me?! He's a chinless, bucktoothed wideclops! And he's always staring at me with that wall-eye of his. You totally have Triton Eye.
(UCSD kid): Damn, you're right.
(State kid): Are you kidding me?! He's a chinless, bucktoothed wideclops! And he's always staring at me with that wall-eye of his. You totally have Triton Eye.
(UCSD kid): Damn, you're right.
by Fro_turtle_o January 4, 2009
Get the Triton Eye mug.The UCSD equivalent of beer goggles, without the beer. UCSD students find that upon beginning school, there are no attractive people on campus, but by the end of fall quarter, begin to discover that there seems to be an influx of cuter boys!
This "influx of cuter boys" however, is all a mirage. What has happened is that these UCSD students are inflicted with "Triton Vision" - because they have been surrounded by ugly men for so long, their standards have dropped and as a result even mildly decent looking men (aka with regular human features) begin to appear stunningly attractive.
This disease is a serious one and is only cured when one leaves the campus perimeter to go home, where one realizes that there are actual men with musculature and clear skin, have the social IQ higher than an 8-year-old, and like to think about sex more than microbiology or astrophysics in the world.
However, this is a recurring disease - once one returns to campus the cycle repeats itself. Triton Vision will never be completely cured until one graduates from UCSD..... or transfers out.
*Courtesy from a guy named David
This "influx of cuter boys" however, is all a mirage. What has happened is that these UCSD students are inflicted with "Triton Vision" - because they have been surrounded by ugly men for so long, their standards have dropped and as a result even mildly decent looking men (aka with regular human features) begin to appear stunningly attractive.
This disease is a serious one and is only cured when one leaves the campus perimeter to go home, where one realizes that there are actual men with musculature and clear skin, have the social IQ higher than an 8-year-old, and like to think about sex more than microbiology or astrophysics in the world.
However, this is a recurring disease - once one returns to campus the cycle repeats itself. Triton Vision will never be completely cured until one graduates from UCSD..... or transfers out.
*Courtesy from a guy named David
"Ewwwww, UCSD people are NOT CUTE!" - Person A
4 years later
"Wowww, what was I thinking? They are so HOT!" - Person A
"Dude, are you blind? I think you got Triton Vision." - Person B
4 years later
"Wowww, what was I thinking? They are so HOT!" - Person A
"Dude, are you blind? I think you got Triton Vision." - Person B
by FearfulUCSDcutie June 13, 2009
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If Runnemede nj wasn’t bad enough it had to build a school and bring other sluts and Stoners to one diseased riddled hot box. The most trash school you will ever go to. The teachers are racist and either care to much or not at all. The principal is on something. And the only thing worst than that is the crack head student, attending there. They are egotistical, basic, and arrogant. Once you step foot in that school you automatically want to kill yourself. DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILDREN THERE.
Triton regional high school is trash.
Don’t go to triton regional high School.
Chad: what school do you go to?
Brad: triton regional high school
Chad: the one where the princepal nudes came out
Brad: yup
“Yo I’ve been to triton a week and I think I have chlamydia”
Don’t go to triton regional high School.
Chad: what school do you go to?
Brad: triton regional high school
Chad: the one where the princepal nudes came out
Brad: yup
“Yo I’ve been to triton a week and I think I have chlamydia”
by Average rat August 6, 2019
Get the Triton regional high school mug.Back in the 60's a professor in Revelle accidentally lost an eye, and because of the chaos and hecticness of seeing someone lose an eye, the ambulance people forgot to pick it up. The eye was just left there and people were too grossed out by it, so no one really picked it up. Then one day, the eye was gone. They asked all the janitors if they picked it up but they all said no. Then one day, a girl was taking a shower in the revelle dorms, and when she looked on the floor, there was the professors eye. She screamed and ran to tell her friends, but when they went back to the shower it was gone. Legend has it that the eye roams around campus peeping on people, and it has been coined the name "Triton Eye".
by Heeeeeeeyyyyyyy August 3, 2013
Get the Triton eye mug.A wonderful, cute, funny person. Triton really knows how to impress the ladies, but he also doesn't know how to treat them. When someone really loves him he'll push them away and completely break their heart. It takes a while to get over a Triton, unfortunately.
Person 1: Man , I like Triton but I wish he wouldn't have done ****** like that.
Person 2: Yeah , she was a real one, she didn't deserve that.
Person 2: Yeah , she was a real one, she didn't deserve that.
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