ass tissue

Ass tissue, noun

Ass tissue is the bits of paper or tissue on your ass after taking a shit and wiping it with a crappy brand toilet paper. People usually discover they have ass tissue on their ass during showers or baths.

Mother: Johny! Why are there pieces of brown tissue in the bath tub?

Johny: Sorry I had ass tissue since I took a quick dump before taking my bath.

Mother: CLEAN IT UP!!!

by namestealer1337 October 28, 2009

Tissue Hime

ティッシュ姫 (Tissue Hime)

Popular Nico Video musician, known for his very skilled bass guitar playing and on-stage cosplay as Nagato Yuki.

He is generally considered to be a 'Trap'.

A 'Trap' is a well recognised cultural phenomena in Japan (and elsewhere) where 'boys' dress convincingly as 'girls', and Cosplay can feature heavily as part of this transgenderist cross-dressing.

Tissue Hime

by Mongrol23 December 18, 2010

tissue burn

the pain one feels on the bottom of or just below their nose after wiping it too much with tissues. Usually occurs during alergy season or when he or she has a runny/congested nose

Damn, I hate allergy season. I'm always getting tissue burn after wiping my nose too much.

by UndeadMessenger December 28, 2008

scar tissue

Scar tissue replaces normal skin tissue after the skin is damaged. Though scar tissue is made up of the same substance as undamaged skin, it looks different because of the way the fibers in the tissue are arranged. Scars form every time the skin is damaged beyond its first layer, whether that damage comes from a cut, burn, or a skin condition like acne or a fungal infection. Though there are ways to minimize the appearance of scars, there is no way to remove them entirely. Usually originates from deep punctures or cuts that are not properly stitched.

Also a RHCP song, but the word origin has been around way before the song came out.

a thick wooden stick punctured my thigh in a freak skateboarding accident. As you can see, this discolored patch on my leg is scar tissue that took weeks to form.

by Oddballls January 4, 2015

tissue skin

Someone with sensitive skin , easy to break and scratch! Like tissue , breakable and dead

George has tissue skin

by Eves January 5, 2014

jizzy tissues

any fabric or material that is used to jizz on and is left to ferment in a conspicuous location.

Clean up those jizzy tissues you fag

by pcmckay August 2, 2007

nasal tissue

What many people call facial tissue, such as Cleanax (Kleenex), Puffs, etc.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.

Hey Nora, be a dear and get me some nasal tissue please. I need to blow my schnoz!

by Telephony August 26, 2015