Tripod

When your dick becomes so large that it looks as if you have an extra leg.

"Wow that guy has a third leg!"
"No bro, thats a tripod."

by EpicDuckGuy March 12, 2012

Tripod

One of the coolest girls you will ever meet

"Hey look its that girl tripod, i wish i was friends with her"

by doggylover191 April 25, 2009

Tripod

The three ultimate human beings. Comprised of three humans that, when together, form the supreme group. When together, suspicious activities are usually to follow. This includes: shmoking weed, abusing homeless people, getting obliterated, and forming NASA.

Fuck Man! You heard of Tripod? They be DAMN hot.

by Tripod Lovers July 16, 2007

Tripod

Where three men insert there dicks in a horse n have to keep it in there all the way round the grand national. If it falls out you lose, you can use anything to keep it in except superglue.

" Hey dudes wanna run the grand national ?"
" Sure but it'll be a bit tiring"
" There's a catch"
" What's that ?"
" Get your cock out and ram it into that horse, if it falls out you lose"
" What do you that ?"
" The Tripod dude"
" SOUNDS FUN!!!"

by Captain HBK April 10, 2010

Tripod

A tripod is a midget with 3 legs, 2 legs and one penis, all about ten inches to one foot long. A tripod is rare, a tripod over 2 foot something is impossible, nobody has a 32, 34, 36 inch penis so if a guy over 5 feet tall tells you he's a tripod he's lying. It's impossible because the longest recorded human penis was 27 inches and three quarters and the man with the record was an 8 foot 2 man from Siberia.

Vladimir petrosovich had the world's largest hot dog and he wasn't even a tripod. All tripods are midgets.

by Solid Mantis August 14, 2016

Tripod

The name of a stray 3 legged cat that becomes part of a family. Also form of a 3 legged cat drawn on math boards.

Hey, look at that mangy 3 legged cat over their. Hey that mine his name is Tripod.

by Rentagaypanda August 10, 2010

Tripod

A three way relationship, better than saying throuple. Tri comes from Greek and Latin words tries and tries, it means three.

Ashlyn: I want to date Taron egerton and Richard Maddern, but some cunt made three way marriage illegal.
Gabrielle: Tripod is an option dear.

by Roadmangabz August 7, 2019