muddy trident

An act of sexual foreplay: the insertion of the index, middle and ring fingers to the anus, simultaneously. Resulting in the spreading apart of the fingers once fully inserted.

Lonnie's signature in bed, is to give his lady the "muddy trident", lifting her to new heights of anal ecstasy.

by long dong finklestein December 29, 2009

Poseidon's Trident

Three guys measuring their dicks together to see who has the biggest.

When we moved into our house together we had a Poseidon's Trident decide who gets the biggest room.

by BJLovesHandies August 9, 2017

tridecalogism

A thirteen-letter word that means 'thirteen letter word', from Scott Westerfeld's "The Secret Hour".

"Deliciousness", "overzealously", "fossilization" and "hypochondriac" are all tridecalogisms.

by Lindsey Suzanne March 18, 2006

trident layers

A new rising form of currency, It currently presides over the Dollar, Pound, and Euro. It is the first edible currency (not including the former German currency of Marks, that happened to be made of sausage and pretzels)

Screw You! I want to be paid in Trident Layers!

by Dr.Faust December 20, 2009

Tridecimal

A number system having thirteen as its base, in which six times nine equals forty-two, and in which no one writes jokes.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Mac and cheese trident

An invention made by attaching individual macaroni pieces to the prongs of a fork after preparing a bowl of Mac and cheese (usually, but not limited to, Kraft)

“Only the strongest women make Mac and cheese tridents”

by MissThiccums January 11, 2020

Lucifer's Trident

An all-male threesome.

Steven: What happened when you and Earl left the bar last night?
Tanner: We went home, met up with Zach, and had a Lucifer's Trident, it was nuts.

by BalaBarb May 5, 2016