Triceratops sex position is when your girl doggystyle on the bed, your under her with a finger in the anus, your wang in her thang, and a hand in her mouth, mimicking the Great Triceratops
Ben: Dude, sex last night was so good!!
John: What did you do?
Ben: I gave her the old Triceratops Sex Position, she was done in seconds!!
John: What did you do?
Ben: I gave her the old Triceratops Sex Position, she was done in seconds!!
by Lord Xerxez January 25, 2018
Get the Triceratops Sex Position mug.A sexual position involving vaginal penetration with the penis, and then double-fisting into the woman's ass. So-named because the configuration of hands and penis resembles the layout of the three horns of a Triceratops - one of the most noteworthy fossil records of which was found outside Milwaukee , Wisconsin in 1994.
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by Mr. Genius boy December 4, 2017
Get the Triceratops mug.The sexual act of a man shoving not only his penis but his two testicles inside some opening of a woman's body.
The penis plus the balls make up the "triceratops".
The penis plus the balls make up the "triceratops".
by Darth Mader69 April 24, 2011
Get the beefy triceratops mug.An ugly female friend who viciously defends her other female friends from engaging in conversation with any male. Traditionally either man-hating gay or profoundly ugly; there appear to be no male triceratops. Attacking is always suicidal. The tactic is generally to lure the friends away from the triceratops nest so that you can talk to them without being impaled. See also cock block.
by Chief Bootysmackah May 31, 2004
Get the triceratops mug.A relationship between three people, where all three people are equally involved in the relationship and get along harmoniously. These relationships can involve persons of any gender.
Woman 1 (to Woman 2): You're such a good girlfriend. :
Woman 3: What about me?
Woman 2: You're our girlfriend too.
Woman 1: Yeah, we're a triceratops.
Woman 3: What about me?
Woman 2: You're our girlfriend too.
Woman 1: Yeah, we're a triceratops.
by som3randomp3rson December 5, 2012
Get the triceratops mug.A hairstyle bringing hair from both sides of the head to a zenith mid-cephalon; a hairstyle resembling the horn of the infamous dinosaur, the triceratops.
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