refrigerator triage 

Deciding what to cook based on how close the food in your refrigerator is to going bad.

Son: What's for dinner?
Mom: I had to do some refrigerator triage so we're having pasta with a whole lot of fried zucchini.

refrigerator triage by sanddene May 10, 2009

Housework Triage 

The quick clean-up you do so your house looks at least presentable when you get short notice of an imminent visit.

Lauren rang to say she was down the road and would call in for coffee. The house looked like a bomb had gone off, so I did a 5-minute housework triage on the place to patch it up to a presentable level before she arrived (clothes kicked under beds, unwashed dishes dumped in laundry, rubbish kicked behind couch).

Housework Triage by MonicaSt October 15, 2013

Eternal Triage 

When Your in the ER & get triaged and it takes for ever to get a bed

i was in eternal triage today

Eternal Triage by youknowwholol August 7, 2011

Academic Triage 

Studying one or two subjects in school more than others because of personal preference or just not caring about them.

I’m not studying Latin right now, it’s a sort of Academic Triage.

Academic Triage by Lifel1k3 April 2, 2022

Airport Triage 

The uniform inprocessing Emergency Room patients in a manner and sequence comparable to that of airline passengers; i.e., proof of identity and x-raying of everything.

Hey we got real emergencies here, can the Airport Triage stuff wait for their care?

Airport Triage by Zappin' Nap July 28, 2023

Triggered Tro 

Leader of all blue shirts

You know that guy triggered tro? Yeah he is in charge of all the blue shirts

Triggered Tro by crocsinabox June 4, 2018

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise 

A story that the Jedi would not tell you.

'Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.' - Sheev Palpatine

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise by Sheev October 17, 2017