Tri-cum-athon

When you shoot your load in all three of her holes in one night.

Bronze medal for prevention of all holes.

Silver medal cumming in 2 out of 3.

Gold for the full Tri-cum-athon.

We decided to do a Tri-cum-athon for our anniversary. Got a gold medal!

by Arthur Heath May 14, 2021

The Tri-Cock

giving 1 guy a blowjob and 2 guys handjobs simultaneously, and alternate between the 3 of them every minute or so.

(basically a girl having a dick in her mouth and 2 dicks in her hands) while she is performing the "The Tri-Cock" she must suck the dick in her mouth and then tug on the other two in order to correctly portray the cock flapping motion of the legendary "TRI-COCK.

by Barnibee September 2, 2010

tri-curious

1. a person considering having sex with animals or inanimate objects

dude that goat is making me tri-curious!

by manubhoy April 25, 2007

Tri-Curious

A person who signs up for their first Sprint distance Triathlon to see if they will like it, do well and maybe challenge themselves with longer triathlon distances.

I haven't done a triathlon but would love to be bad ass enough to do an Ironman. I'm not sure I am going to like it, but I signed up on a relay team because I am Tri-Curious.

by Ho-Man October 19, 2013

tri-captain

an athlete who is the captain of all three seasons of sports. These people are usually rather cocky and make sure everyone is aware of the fact that they are indeed a tri-captain.

OMG garrett is an extreme tri-captain not only is he captain of soccer, basketball and golf but he is also captain of the ladies

by whitney December 12, 2004

Tri-corned

To be intoxicated by marijuana, nicotine, and alcohol all at the same time. To be fucked (up) three ways.

I got tri-corned as fuck last night and cannot remember a damned, fucking thing.

by Duncan of the Idahos October 28, 2021

tri cam man

A guy with a boner

Never doubt the resolution of a tri cam man
The day is o’er the eve draws close
The light begins to fade
We croon our way into thine heart
With a tri cam serenade

The tri cam man resolute and firm
Standing tall and firm
The wind and storm may lash at he
But the tri cam man stays firm

by Tri cam man December 10, 2022