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Trentonious Beardious Maximus

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.
OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.
by ieatkidz May 19, 2015
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Treyton

A shy, quiet boy who's got a sexy smile, and the most amazing eyes, and is pretty smart. Treytons tend to have secret admirers, and are crushed on all the time. Even if the girl has a boyfriend, she probably likes a Treyton. Treytons are extremely special, and you'll never find another guy like this in your lifetime.
those stars are ALMOST as amazing as a treyton.
by supersecret. February 21, 2009
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Trenton

You may fall in love with him because he’s got style or is super talented. He makes you laugh and it’s never boring being around him— whether he’s telling you his deepest thoughts or has ideas for an adventure. But once living life with a Trenton for awhile, you will never want to let him go. He is the kindest person you will ever meet. The one who remembers your favorite song and plays it for you. He goes beyond caring for others even if they do not care for him. He truly loves people without conditions. He will prob joke when you tell him these things and he’s the most humble person. He is so loyal. His heart breaks when you cry. He lives love out in actions so well that you do not doubt his love for you and He teaches you more about love everyday. There’s no way you could give a Trenton up. Keep him, enjoy him& love him!

+ he’s so good at love making. Xx
he’s even got good handwriting— the whole package
Girl: wow Trenton how are you perfect

Trenton: I’m not perfect I steal your ice cream
by letmeproveit November 15, 2019
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Pulling a Trenton Peterson

Pulling The Trenton Peterson mean to find someone’s private photos as a targeted attack and post that persons private photos after sharing them around. Pulling the Peterson.
“Did you get Peterson’d?”

“Like Pulling a Trenton Peterson on you?”

“Yeah he did! I found out from his mother and she bought him a cat and now he sits at home all day petting his little feline like Dr.Evil”
by Patreon.com/SavageMedia October 31, 2023
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Trenton

A guy with a pure heart and that is kind but can also be a bad boy. He can help you through anything and if you need a shoulder to cry on he will be there. Trenton can be one of the best people to be in a relationship with.
Trenton is always there when I need a shoulder to cry on
by ZoZotheDemon April 18, 2018
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Treston

(Or Trenton, his biological name) Treston is a dude who isn't afraid of no one. He'll snatch your weave in an instant and he isn't afraid to fight you. He can see right through fake people no matter how hard you try to hide it, and he'll tell you to your face to. This may seem bad, but he's just being honest. He's a great friend and kinda sorta trustworthy sometimes, and he is there for you even when you do something really dumb. His favorite word is bitch, and he usually hits you up with a 'hey bitch'.
Person 1: Dude who is beating up that fake chic?
Person 2: Oh that's probably Treston.
by StealUrManz August 12, 2018
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Trenton

Trenton is an amazing guy. He's funny as hell, his sense of humor is everywhere. He is tall and dark haied with dark colored eyes. His voice alone soothes you. His laugh is enchanting. He is protective and can be possessive. He likes to play video games all day, yet likes to go out and be active. He's an awesome best friend, and an even better boyfriend. If you ever get a chance to date a Trenton, you won't regret any second of it. He's amazing. He deserves the world and all the love you can give him.

Don't ever let him go once he's in your life. He will become your number one priority. You don't have to worry about shielding yourself from him, judgement is not in his vocabulary. He will always accept you for you. Unless you make him mad. And that's not a road you want to walk down.
Girl 1: Trenton is my boyfriend
Girl 2: What? I'm so jealous!
Girl 1: He's amazing!
Girl 2: You don't gotta brag now...
by Geminikit10 October 30, 2018
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