counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

by Rusanova March 7, 2012

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happy trees

The expression Bob Ross said when painting a pair of trees. For Bob felt that painting just one tree would make it lonely, by painting another next to or near it, said trees would become friends and become happy.

1.) Look at those happy trees. Beautiful.

2.) Today folks we're going to paint some happy trees.

by hachigatsu23 May 5, 2008

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big ass trees

phrase used by Levi Ackerman because he was done with Eren Jaeger's bull shit screamfest in the woods so he took it upon drastic measures to give him a life lesson on nature

" Hey Eren, take a look at these big ass trees" -Levi

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Treysexual

A person who is sexually active with men, women, & animals. Typically caught doing lewd, barbaric, sexual acts without remorse.

Guy 1: "What the hell? You see that dude in the bushes getting it on with that gay dude, homeless chick, and the alley cat?!?"

Guy2: "Yeah, he is there every Thursday. Defiantly a Treysexual."

by getp1ssed22 June 18, 2012

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