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turd trapeze

The act of laying toilet paper across a toilet as to cover the entire opening, putting the seat down to assure the paper stays put, and shitting on top of the paper to give the appearance that the toilet is supremely clogged and strikes fear into anyone who would dare to flush it. It's called the trapeze because the turd is skillfully balanced like a trapeze high artist.
What the hell, Carlos you clogged our toilet!

Wait nevermind, it was just a turd trapeze.
by Slate Giz February 16, 2010
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Le Trapeze

A sex club in the city where people go to have sex, be watched having sex, have orgys, swap, give blow jobs to anyone that sticks a cock in their mouths, and then enjoy a meal at the nice buffet while trying to win broadway show tickets.
Hey---where did you get the Cabaret tickets? They're front row! Cool where'd you get them?
Well...it's really Nacho Business but for the record, I got them at Le Trapese.
by Andi June 10, 2006
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flying trapeze

when two people are having sex and do a real flying trapeze circus performance on usually a fan.
the flying trapeze is a real workout but jennifer can execute it like a real circus performer
by dandingo March 10, 2009
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Arabian Molasses Trapeze

The dirtiest sexual act known to man
An Arabian molasses trapeze is so dirty it can only be performed by blind people
by Dbag126 August 6, 2009
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trapeze artist

A flexible male engaged in a sex act which involves simultaneously anally penetrating and orally pleasuring one other person. Anybody flexible enough to go down on their partner while having sex. For a flexible girl, this invariably involves a strap-on, rimming, or both.
Damn, he's a trapeze artist in the sack!
by Twisted Nickle July 7, 2008
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flying trapeze

This is when you skeet all over a face. you hit it doggy style then spit on her back....when she turns around bust it all over her face. its really fun.
im bout to do the flying trapeze on that bia
by EGYPTIAN JIGGA MAN April 18, 2004
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trapeze

A trapeze is a short horizontal bar hung by ropes or metal straps supported from the ceiling. It is an aerial apparatus commonly found in circus performances, butai, or concerts.
They've got a trapeze.
by nagaseai August 21, 2021
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