A relatively unknown school in Maryland except for its lacrosse and its girls, located near some of the best bars and clubs in the Baltimore area.
As an anomaly Towson has the most beautiful girls out of any school on the east coast. they are extremely fit and dress extremely sexy. The male/female ration is skewed somewhere along the lines of 70% to 30% and the women are above an 8 on the 1-10 scale hovers around 75% every year. due to such a skewed ratio, on the most part, guys get laid by the end of their freshmen year.
For the most part, during freshmen orientation, most guys will think they've died and gone to pootang heaven.
As an anomaly Towson has the most beautiful girls out of any school on the east coast. they are extremely fit and dress extremely sexy. The male/female ration is skewed somewhere along the lines of 70% to 30% and the women are above an 8 on the 1-10 scale hovers around 75% every year. due to such a skewed ratio, on the most part, guys get laid by the end of their freshmen year.
For the most part, during freshmen orientation, most guys will think they've died and gone to pootang heaven.
I went to towson university for the first time and was in disbelief beacuse of the amount of hot girls surrounding me.
by BalCo September 7, 2006
Get the towson universitymug. This is how we roll at TU...3 days straight of drinking, Pizza Bolis (extra-large, $10.99) Where hot-ass bitches roll with gay girls and its not akward. The best part is that we do it all from the comfort of our own SWEET ASS on campus housing.
All incoming Freshman...bring a car so you can have late night hook-ups (BOOTY) , beer runs, get the pickup special, target trips (which are clutch)
All incoming Freshman...bring a car so you can have late night hook-ups (BOOTY) , beer runs, get the pickup special, target trips (which are clutch)
by Tower A room 1114 May 8, 2005
Get the towson universitymug. very slutty girls..be careful with the STD factor..you might just end up with an itchy crotch after just one night of funn
by himynameisbob April 25, 2006
Get the towson universitymug. noun: A truly hideous and unflattering outfit worn by all the blonde-haired biddies of Towson University in Maryland. It is primarily worn during the winter months, yet is extremely impractical as it does not provide significant warmth to the wearer.
The Towson University Uniform consists of a Northface jacket, Ugg boots, black tights (without anything over them) and a Towson University T-shirt.
The Towson University Uniform may be supplemented by a variety of accessories including but not limited to: a Vera Bradley handbag or purse, 4-inch jean skirt, cameltoe, trendy decorative scarf, or oversized sunglasses.
The Towson University Uniform speaks volumes about the thickheadedness of some girls. You look fucking retarded! Have some respect for yourself and put some pants on for god's sake; no one wants to see your cameltoe! Ugg boots are a crime against nature. It's remarkable how many random girls at a public school could be wearing the same thing at any given time.
The Towson University Uniform consists of a Northface jacket, Ugg boots, black tights (without anything over them) and a Towson University T-shirt.
The Towson University Uniform may be supplemented by a variety of accessories including but not limited to: a Vera Bradley handbag or purse, 4-inch jean skirt, cameltoe, trendy decorative scarf, or oversized sunglasses.
The Towson University Uniform speaks volumes about the thickheadedness of some girls. You look fucking retarded! Have some respect for yourself and put some pants on for god's sake; no one wants to see your cameltoe! Ugg boots are a crime against nature. It's remarkable how many random girls at a public school could be wearing the same thing at any given time.
Marco: "Don't you think that girl would be so much more attractive if she wasn't wearing the Towson University Uniform?"
Sean: "Definitely, those ugg boots are ugly as shit and that cameltoe really isn't doing anything for me."
Sean: "Definitely, those ugg boots are ugly as shit and that cameltoe really isn't doing anything for me."
by heylookitsmarco3 March 25, 2009
Get the The Towson University Uniformmug.