A Truck that helps people with there Cars to be towed away if it breaks down or if you are in a major car Accident you would call a tow truck to have it Removed.
by OmG-YoU-KilleD-KennY May 26, 2005
Nasty Second Cousin to the Dirty Sanchez; When one inserts his finger into his lady friend's rectum and pulls her toward himself.
by Tow Truck Driver69 October 9, 2011
A person that requires very little sleep. Fueled by caffeine, nicotine and crude humor. Often working 6-12 days straight without off time. Thrives in bad weather and drives into it while others drive away, Enjoys listening to people complain about their 9-5 jobs and how their hours are to hard.
Oh you crashed your car into a ditch at 3am in the snow? Don't worry call the Tow Truck Driver, they never sleep anyways.
by Nivek November 4, 2017
Any motor vehicle towing another vehicle by using rope, string, cords, cables, lassos, lariats, hawsers, or any other line-like device that is of poor quality. Excludes actual tow trucks.
Should look comical to non-Pennsylvanians.
Should look comical to non-Pennsylvanians.
{While driving on an on-ramp to I-70 in Pennsylvania}
Spencer: Did you see that? A Ford F-350 was pulling an old Ford Escape using a thirty foot long yellow seatbelt-like cable. There was someone steering the Escape too, since the cable was so long!
Ryan: Yea, that's just an ordinary Pennsylvania tow truck.
Spencer: Did you see that? A Ford F-350 was pulling an old Ford Escape using a thirty foot long yellow seatbelt-like cable. There was someone steering the Escape too, since the cable was so long!
Ryan: Yea, that's just an ordinary Pennsylvania tow truck.
by Notorious REB August 3, 2011
Sexual Position: The male is standing and receiving a BJ from a female who is standing and bent over. The male reaches back and puts his middle finger in her butt hole and lifts up as any good tow truck would.
by steev-0 March 15, 2011
An alternative method for delivering a baby. When the woman enters into labor the man must engage in sexual intercourse until the baby attaches to the penis, most likely via the mouth, as in a trailer hitch. The baby must then be pulled from the uterus and vagina from the thrusting of the coitus.
DERIVATIVE: When in Pennsylvania, where most solutions must be "MacGuyvered" due to lack of wealth, "Tow trucks" consist of your friend hooking your Ford Focus up to his F150 via a 10 ft. cloth strap, and him driving away while you stay in your vehicle to steer, for safety purposes.
*NOTE: A true Pennsylvania Tow truck will require the umbilical cord to be fully extended followed by a jaunt down the street to show off your new child to the neighbors
DERIVATIVE: When in Pennsylvania, where most solutions must be "MacGuyvered" due to lack of wealth, "Tow trucks" consist of your friend hooking your Ford Focus up to his F150 via a 10 ft. cloth strap, and him driving away while you stay in your vehicle to steer, for safety purposes.
*NOTE: A true Pennsylvania Tow truck will require the umbilical cord to be fully extended followed by a jaunt down the street to show off your new child to the neighbors
There's Carol and Bob, must not be able to afford the doctor as they hired a Pennsylvania Tow truck. That's their 7th child.
by LoveSpen August 3, 2011
2 non-English speaking hispanic guys yelling at one another while running alongside a dead car with it's hazard lights on in nuetral that is being physically pushed down the road by a pickup truck that is directly behind it ramming the bumper like a Tiajuana hooker.
by Fucking Clown Shoes July 23, 2011