touchless

A male/female who is yet to be intimately involved in ANY way with another human being.

'...at this point, as a 36 year old touchless male, I don't know what to do. I guess I just keep on keeping on...' (after a failed attempt of initmate approach)

by redditscanner July 31, 2013

Touchfest

When a group of people continuously pat each other on the back for performing menial tasks at work.

"Hey, did you see those guys shaking each other's hands and telling each other how great of a job they did? "Yeah I did, what a touchfest".

by FredoAl May 9, 2018

taha touches hahas

What do you think

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by Piquemnm12 November 5, 2022

Touches

Any form of gettin it in.

1. I'm trying to go down to my girl's place to get some touches in.

2. I got a big game Sunday. I'm going to go to the practice field to get some touches in so I'm ready for tomorrow's game.

3. Let's order some beers and get our touches in tonight!

4. I'm going to Skype my girl and get some virtual touches in.

by DonJuan1 December 19, 2012

Touchie Touchie

An expression used when one touches the danger zones of another person.

What???? You're a man? *touchie touchie*

by Tuna Fish Riot May 15, 2005

touches

See: molest.

The rapist Kobes women and touches little children.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

touchless carwash

Cumming on a girls face then wiping it off with your nut sac.He was mad at his girlfriend so he gave her a touchless carwash.

He was mad at his girlfriend, so he gave her a touchless carwash.

by PirateCapt62 August 3, 2019