A region in the centre of Italy that could be defined as: The most perfect mix of art, history, culture, wisdom, enviroment, peace, beauty, sharpness, anathema, contradictions, arrogance, minds ever made in the entire world
Did you know that Toscana was the first country in the world to suppress death penalty and torture? It was 1786 and still going on.
by Sbirro November 27, 2004
Get the Toscana mug.A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"
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"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
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"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
by Jenburger January 2, 2008
Get the Giant Toscano Eating Bitch mug.Guy 1: Bro do u think Tosca still likes you
Guy 2: No way bro she’s moved on but I wish I could tell her I still feel the same
Guy 2: No way bro she’s moved on but I wish I could tell her I still feel the same
by BrandonGarrett October 25, 2020
Get the Tosca mug.A very sweet, intelligent, young polish and hungarian mix. Prone to making vegan brownies and exceptional veggie crepes. Probably the nicest person you'll ever know.
Ever.
Ever.
That Tosia's sweeter than her vegan brownies. She's definitely the nicest person I'll ever know.
Ever.
Ever.
by L & M October 16, 2008
Get the Tosia mug.The news continues to topicate about OJ Simpson and the real killer. I wanted to hear something different this week.
by MIDEVILPRO February 1, 2013
Get the topicate mug.Pastime carried out by females or males of the general public and or celebrities. The act of masturbation by a man or a woman thinking of a subject or persons being "topical"/ current i.e. in the news and or media at the time of the masturbation/wank act.
during the Wimbledon tennis tournament (2week period), if wanking in the morning, one might say:
"i woke up this morning and had a topical wank whilst thinking of Serena Williams nailing Tsvetana Pironkova with a strap on cock in a lesbian love fest.
"i bashed one out last night during the news to that Russian spy Anna Chapman. It was a deeply satisfying topical wank".
"i woke up this morning and had a topical wank whilst thinking of Serena Williams nailing Tsvetana Pironkova with a strap on cock in a lesbian love fest.
"i bashed one out last night during the news to that Russian spy Anna Chapman. It was a deeply satisfying topical wank".
by Unknown Minman July 12, 2010
Get the Topical Wank mug.As coined by comedian, Daniel Tosh, to take a "right-on-topical" is to lead a conversation so the listener thinks it's going in one direction, and then switching it at the last second. This term can also apply to plot twists.
Did you see Shutter Island? I thought I had it figured out until the very end when the plot took a right-on-topical.
by Badgergirl77 October 13, 2010
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