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Dirty torsten 

When a man shits all over the floor then gets his gay partner to screw In the shit

And eats the left overs
Oh my lord chad gave me a dirty torsten
I can't wash the taste out of my mouth
Dirty torsten by Drubbleses December 20, 2019
A tosten is a unit of measurement in length, weight, time, and alcoholic consumption (beer standard).
Length-6 feet
Weight-100lbs
Time 30 minutes
Or 3 beers
He weighed 1.3 tostens and was about 1 tosten tall and could run a .5 tosten mile and a half after consuming a tostens worth of Amstel Light.

Can YOU bench 2 tostens?
Tosten by p3orion December 27, 2013

Thorsten 

Thorsten is the premium version of Torsten. Everything that is generally referred to as a good quality in Torstens is typically enhanced with Thorstens. The more ambiguous characteristics, however in Torstens cannot be found in Thorstens. The “h” actually makes all the difference.
Person 1: Oh look at that great guy. His name is Torsten.
Person 2: I know but look at the amazing guy over there! His name is Thorsten.
Person 1: No, you are right, wow! Let’s go and fuck Thorsten.
Thorsten by Flo68 February 15, 2021

Thorsten 

Thorsten is the name for a boy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. He is really intelligent, funny, sweet, caring, has beautiful eyes, dresses to kill, and will make you feel like you are the luckiest person on the face of the planet. However, watch out. You may lose track of time just sitting in his bed cuddling for hours. If you meet a Thorsten, consider yourself the luckiest person on the face of the planet. That, and he's an amazing kisser.
That boy is so amazing. he must be a Thorsten.
Thorsten by realpenguin January 5, 2017

torstein 

Old viking name. used as a description of awsomeness. Only to be used in extremely awesome situations.
Damn, thats torstein! awsum man!
torstein by hoah May 30, 2005

Torstein 

Ginger guy. Real top notch person, loves farms. And definitely from Norway. He loves to watch memes late at night.
Man: Where is Torstein?
Man#2: Watching memes.
Man: Ok.
Torstein by GopleBople October 24, 2019