Torpedo

When you fingering a girl in the bum and you hit a turd (the torpedo).

Rob: I slipped her a digit in the corn hole and found a torpedo.
John: That's disgusting...
Rob: Yeah, and the worse bit is that I got some stuck under my finger nail...

by Torpedo_hunter May 31, 2010

Torpedo

Often referring to a man's penis.

Hey, I bet Jerry's going to give her the Torpedo tonight!

by Larryfun August 11, 2005

Torpedo

A mischevious Shweiny (Shih Tzu and Weiner dog) with a teddy bear face who is curious, steals small cosmetics, is known to eat packages of chewing gum and is as fast a bullet. Missing household items are frequently found in his hiding places. Prefers women with large breatst. Uses his manipulative charms to get pieces of chicken and cheese. Surgically removes the squeeker from his toys. Pet parents have now gone green and provide him with beer bottle caps and wine corks as toys.

"Where are my underwear? Torpedo!"

by Her Hotness October 17, 2013

Torpedo

Peadophile

hey man i think that guy is a peado torpedo

by London_19 April 06, 2009

Torpedo

a small joint made by using half of a rolling paper. It's main use is to be able to get high quickly and leave no evidence.

bring a torpedo to school today so we can smoke it while we walk through the courtyard betweend 3rd and 4th period.

by madbonger October 26, 2010

Torpedo

A. Another name for a small dick piece of shit
B. A fast rocket shot from a boat

Ya CK is such a torpedo, lets kill him!

by POWTMC December 15, 2006

Torpedo

Any male who has an uncircumsized penis. These men often have excessive amounts of odor and STDs.

mandy: Look at brandon he's totally hot
Lacey: girl don't touch that. Can you say torpedo??

by FlawlesImperfection January 01, 2011