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Transforming a forum thread into a repository for toying
Another forums.eHacked.com thread into a toyletted in a PostWhore's heartbeat.
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turbette

A female turbo; an aggressively flirtatious, often attractive young woman who exhibits a lack of social grace. Marked by bad dye jobs, stretch tops/dresses, Guess logo'ed bags, and age-inappropriate use of glitter.
Did you check out the group of turbettes prowling the SPDF last night?
by Wsjaka October 7, 2007
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Torbett

Vile convicted serial sexual abuser of young boys and founder of "Celtic Boys Club" in the early 70's.

Now known as "Celtic Football Club" they are otherwise known as "bheasts" or the "manky mob" as well as other phrases derived from men committing sexual acts to boys far below the legal age.

This is one history that need only take a quick search on any engine to uncover, however these "bheasts" will NOT to this day admit any of these wrong doing and the phrase "sweep sweep" was coined to describe the "bheasts" attitude to cover up anything they feel "offended" by or don't want the world to find the truth and to this day NOT give proper justice to the victims of these terrible he-anus crimes.

A popular phrase associated with the crimes is "big jock knew" describing how the manager of "Celtic Football Club" at the time of the abuse named "Jock Stein" knew all about these acts yet chose to cover up these he-anus crimes instead of reporting these crimes to the proper authorities and letting there be justice for the poor "vicTIMs" or "bhoys".
Jim Torbet: moan back tae my flat for sum "Jelly & Ice Cream" ya sexy arse wee TIM an al give ye a good meal.

A brief history or timeline:

1966: Celtic Boys’ Club is founded by Jim Torbett
1972: Jock Stein ousts Jim Torbett as Boys’ Club general manager after allegations that boys were being sexually abused.
1986: Jim Torbett’s return to Celtic Boys Club as a fundraiser Kevin Kelly is vice-chairman
1991: Frank Cairney resigns as general manager following a trip to New Jersey where a young Celt was allegedly abused.
October 25, 1996: Jim Torbett charged with sex offences.
November 4, 1998: Torbett stands trial at Glasgow Sheriff Court charged with molesting three youngsters in his care.
November 12, 1998: Torbett is found guilty.
by Alan Brazilian Job October 22, 2013
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Tormented

Used to describe something, normally the past night. Giving it to some girl (or guy) so rough that is considered to be complete hell. It normally means you left the girl/guy in complete pain.
Dude, I tormented that chick with my huge penis last night.
by *Anon April 5, 2010
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tourette, touretted, touretting

Derived from Tourette's syndrome. A 'tick'. One can use 'touretted' or 'touretting' to describe any frantic, seemlingly unplanned flailings of the limbs, not always a victim of Tourette's syndrome.
Lazybill: "I was at the intersection of Western and Fisk and I pull up next to a taxi and the driver was touretting all over the place in there."

Joker: "You shoulda called the cops and said "yo this nigga just touretted into me and messed up my ride!!1"
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TORYETTES

The overwhelming urge to shout expletives wherever a Tory speaks.
My toryettes kicked in on the last pm's question time, I shouted fuck off and die you bumbling cockwomble at the TV.
by StormyTeez September 4, 2022
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Tolberted

To be verbally offered a job but never receive any official offer in writing.

To accept something through a gentleman's handshake only to be double crossed and stabbed in the back.
Q: Hey, did you get the job?
A: I don't know. They said I was their number one choice but I think I'm getting tolberted.

A: Why are you tolberting me man? I thought we had a deal?
by SlyDiablo April 9, 2023
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