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Torah is a nice person but when it comes to food bowls she will take everything and anything. The word for Torah is a word meaning kfc
Torah is a nice person and caring
by Randal pheo May 6, 2024
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torah whorah

Pronounced: tore-ah whore-ah

A term for anyone who wishes that he/she were Jewish. A hanger-on at predominantly Jewish functions, like the Matzoh Ball events around the holidays; a gentile on J-Date.

Another term for Jewwish.

Dave came up with this, not me.
Dude, I was at the Matzoh Ball and a group of Asians came in.
Really? Were they Jewish?
Nah....they were Torah Whorahs.
by amyshort August 21, 2006
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torah roller

a slang term used to refer to people of the jewish or hebrew race or religion.

meant to be used in positive and friendly context between fellow jew's. similar to the word "nigga" as used by african americans/black people.

can be used in negative connotations just like most other slang words.
ex. you're a torah roller?! i never would have guessed.

ex. (group) how are all my torah rollers doing today?

ex. so you've recently converted to judaism? thats cool! how long have you been rolling the torah?

ex. frickin torah roller.
by david meysembourg July 27, 2008
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torah time

When a person of cheap or pennypinching quality is about to engage in said displays of frugality. Alludes to stereotype of Jews being cheap.
Me: We each have to put up a 10 for the food.
Everyone else(excluding cheapskate): ok, thats fine.
Cheapskate: I only spent $9.48 not 10 bucks worth , how bout i put in 6?
Me: It's torah time!!!
by Peteismyslavename January 9, 2008
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Torah Point

When someone does something that is good in jewish law, or good in nature
Bob earned a Torah Point by lending his phone to someone who needed to call someone
by Laxliv December 13, 2017
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Yahweh Torah

Judaism's version of "I swear on the Bible" but instead it's the Jewish sacred texts.
Bruv! Yahweh Torah I didn't kiss that man!! I only had sex with him.
by Big D0$$€R May 23, 2021
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Vancouver Talmud Torah

a shitty school that abuses its students (someone seriously shut down this school please)
"Have you heard of the school Vancouver Talmud Torah? It deserves to burn in hell along with all of its staff."
by russiantankgun256 November 19, 2022
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