toploading

(V.) Overfilling a hand-rolled cigarette (specifically a marijuana cigarette) in the front part of the joint. Toploading is considered rude and and a blazer faux pas.

Lindsey:"How was that party last night?"

Max: "Well, Brennan started toploading and that fucked-up his rollers rights so Zak got the first taste."

by Maxxxwell June 22, 2008

toplover

An act of drunkeness, to topple over.

I'm pissed, I'm about to toplover

by James Watson September 1, 2004

Top Loader

when some one rolls a joint to pass round and puts all the weed at the top so he gets most off it to them self.also known as a rackley

tonys such a top loader putting all the weed at his end

by antonio ranklif January 21, 2010

top loader

Term used to refer to the late-model NES. Games are inserted into the top and stick out from it, similar to a SNES or Genesis. Contrast this with the original side loader model, where the games did not stick out and were covered by an opening/closing flap. Also adopted a different controller style from the side-loading NES, the shape of which earned it the nickname "dog bone"; this controller is widely considered inferior to the previous square controller. Top loaders can be easily found on eBay at somewhat exorbitant prices.

Top loaders are fine and all, but nothing says "Nintendo" like that chunky old side loader.

by roundthewheel January 9, 2009

topload

when some one shits in the cistern of the toilet causing the water to flush brown for weeks on end

"hey luke that guy that makes those rim stickers is a real fuckin felcher,i think you should go around there after a hard night on the curry and give his shitter a good old fashioned dacks around the ankles topload....what do you think old son"

by mcr toilet cleaning services September 15, 2009

Top Loader

1. A rare 1993 version of the NES. It is smaller than the old front loading version most are familiar with. It was far more reliable than the old version and is frequently sought after by nerds and retro gamers. It has only an RF ouput, and the games stick out rather oddly.

2. A VCR that is from between 1976 and 1984. The tape would be inserted into a thing that sprang up from the top, then pressed to load and play.

3. Basic sex position where the female is on the bottom and male on top. The man pushes his cock in her cooter and proceeds to orgasm.

1. Sweet I got an NES top loader!

2. I just but a toploader off ebay!

3. A prankster videotaped a couple doing the toploader.

by 2daiy November 27, 2009

toploaded

A game scoring mechanic based around the premise that the values are derived in such a fashion that they always go against the desires of one Mark Cooper.

"Mike fuck off you prick, you only won because the scores on this game are toploaded!"

by RossocolesTheSecond July 19, 2018