tomesterday

A person, place, or thing/event which occurs tomorrow, yesterday,and/or today.

Fred is going to fix the septic tank tomesterday.

by Bingo Hilltop October 15, 2016

Typesturbating

Obviously, jacking off while typing. typing may be anything from a facebook status to something more reasonable to typesturbating, such as searching porn. Typing is usually done by the dominant hand.

Whatcha doing?
Just Typesturbating, I might switch hands in a few.

by ILurndTooSpel June 14, 2010

totestalatarianism

the act of dominating a person or persons via the phrase totes

Two people employing totestalatarianism in everyday speech:

A: Yo, I'm totes starving. I could totes eat a horse right now.
B: Yeah, totes feel you man. I'm totes hungry too.
A: I totes know this totes pimp place we could eat.
B: We should totes hit it up then.
A: Totes.
B: Totes.

by Jessica EL April 16, 2008

Tapestry

A poster made out of cloth.

This tapestry looks like a poster made out of cloth.

by MiniBaj October 5, 2020

Tapestry

One of those (wall art) things that you'd see hippies owning but really are used by (white) girls to make their room look cooler. They might also have fairy lights hanging with it and if that's the case, may lead guys to want to (fuck).

Daniel: Hey, wanna come over to my house?
Tyrone: yea sure
*comes over, sees tapestry*
Tyrone: damn shawty you want me to get ass naked because I already know what time it is

by Penne hole December 17, 2019

tomesterday

A person, place, or thing/event which occurs tomorrow, yesterday,and/or today.

Fred is going to fix the septic tank tomesterday.

by Bingo Hilltop October 15, 2016

tapesty

A word Endorphous uses to describe something that has a pleasing flavour. Usually applies to Ducks and Sings.

My worbd, those ducks look tapesty.

by Cwips February 12, 2004