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Two people employing totestalatarianism in everyday speech:
A: Yo, I'm totes starving. I could totes eat a horse right now.
B: Yeah, totes feel you man. I'm totes hungry too.
A: I totes know this totes pimp place we could eat.
B: We should totes hit it up then.
A: Totes.
B: Totes.
A: Yo, I'm totes starving. I could totes eat a horse right now.
B: Yeah, totes feel you man. I'm totes hungry too.
A: I totes know this totes pimp place we could eat.
B: We should totes hit it up then.
A: Totes.
B: Totes.
by Jessica EL April 16, 2008
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Get the Tapestry mug.One of those (wall art) things that you'd see hippies owning but really are used by (white) girls to make their room look cooler. They might also have fairy lights hanging with it and if that's the case, may lead guys to want to (fuck).
Daniel: Hey, wanna come over to my house?
Tyrone: yea sure
*comes over, sees tapestry*
Tyrone: damn shawty you want me to get ass naked because I already know what time it is
Tyrone: yea sure
*comes over, sees tapestry*
Tyrone: damn shawty you want me to get ass naked because I already know what time it is
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