Topeka Tumbleweed

Sexual move in which a guy sucks a fart out of a chick’s ass, then goes back up to give her a frencher and blows it back in her face.

Remember that chick I met last night at the bar? I totally gave her the Topeka Tumbleweed.

by Sock Wrangler November 21, 2018

Topercessen

A name for people who fakes or hides all in real life information about them.

Entirely everything in the user’s bio is fake, just another Topercessen.

by 2816927103729 April 17, 2021

Topeling

to park one's car at an angle but still being in the lines

Dude that's some epic topeling right there, i don't think you could be any more croocked

by Prophet pj August 2, 2010

Topknot

A party trick meant to get the party back on track. Involves resting one's dick upon somebody's head for everybody to see.

Agent Six: Here I go, mister. This is, perhaps, my country's most famous trick. The topknot!

by Yoshi'sDontEatPoop May 23, 2021

Topeka Destroyer

When you're getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl's head while she's bobbing you off. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.

"So I guess we won't be seeing Stacey again."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."

by its426 October 22, 2003

Topeka Cheese Snack

Lightly tuck bits of American cheese into a woman's asshole and then have punishing anal sex until the cheese melts. Pull your cheesed cock out and insert it into her mouth for a savory taste treat.

She was starving so I insisted that she allow me to whip up my satisfying Topeka Cheese Snack.

by anonymous June 12, 2016

Tomek Chmiel

Polish bear man

Tomek Chmiel

by fluffyballbag October 21, 2009