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top deck 

Another term for a person who's race is a mix of white and black; 1 parent is white, 1 parent is black. this word was founded after the chocolate top deck; white and black.
Ben is a top deck, he'll steal a car but then he'll return it.
top deck by mc mickey December 18, 2005

Top Deck 

Half head of dark coloured hair with light coloured hair on the top. Half and Half hair colour.
Many hairdressers wear their hair like this, dark underneath and blonde on top.

Reminiscient of a block of top deck!!
Top Deck by DidiLeesh June 30, 2011

Top Deck 

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
Top Deck by TopDeck August 20, 2022

Top Deck 

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.
Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.
Top Deck by Pazzy August 18, 2025

Top-deck 

The honorable act of finishing (cumming) in someone of the other sex's hair. Usually accompanied by the scream "You're about to get top-decked bitch"
Ruby: I let Steve top-deck me last night
Jewel: You freaky bitch

Top Deck Trick

The cunning ploy of buying the cheapest fare on the bus and sitting right at the back of upper deck in hope the driver wont see you riding 3 or more stages past where you should have got off. Often failing causing the driver to throw you off. This is often done by teenagers and pissed up nobheads coming home from the pub with on 70p left in the pocket.
" Aww fuckin ell Dave its miles home and i`m brassic" "Its allreet Kev we`ll do the top deck trick" Bang on Dave!