I Would Top It

A phrase expressing the willingness of a man to be on top during gay sex, often used in passing reference by a man looking at a photograph or a person within sight.

Boy 1: Hey you remember if i introduced you to Kevin last night?
Boy 2: Nope..maybe you got a picture?
Boy 1: *opens facebook* here..
Boy 2: Oh...he looks kind of familiarwhy?
Boy 1: Well apparently you two made out and he wants to hang out with you. He just texted me.
Boy 2: Solid.... I would top it.
Boy 1: -__-

by partiallyhydrogenated May 16, 2013

Pizza-top it

To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.

Man, I'm totally wasted and there are cops everywhere. Gonna have to pizza-top it.

by ChakaSlestack October 17, 2011

on top of it

In charger of something.

A: Hey buddy, how’s going the issue with the suppliers?
B: no worries, I’m on top of it and we gonna end up this situation.

by Sebapacheco91 December 9, 2017

top dawggin it

term used to describe a lifestyle full of confidence, style, drive, sexuality, and presence. originated from the program Top Dawg News, a schoolwide news segment from a high school in orange county.

"See Jimmy show up to prom with 4 different dates? And the suit he was wearing too? Damn."

"Ya, dude hes totally top dawggin it. "

by hellotherehello June 17, 2009

Knock the top off it

Aussie slang for masturbation

"I went on a date last night but the sheila didn't put out so I had to go game and knock the top off it"

by Digger111 June 13, 2016

from the top make it drop

that’s some wap (that’s some wap)
now get a bucket and a mop that’s some wap (that’s some wap)
i’m talking wap wap wap that some wet as pussy
maceroni in a pot that some wap (that’s some wap)
HUH

Best singer ever: from the top make it drop
the best tiktoker (Addi:) *does *THE* dance*

Me and 25 mill people: OMG ADDI IS BEST TIKTOKER *LIKE*

by Addi the queen of tiktok December 22, 2021

top shelfing it

Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.

You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.

by Col. Peter Spanker April 1, 2008