Top Hat

When one places his scrotum on the top of someone's head, while they are passed out or in a deep sleep.
Nick totally top hatted that boy from st. johns last night.
by Selby Straits November 09, 2010
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The process of pushing flat the tip of an unlit cannabis cigarette or 'joint' so that the edges may be burned away and the twisted tip pulled clear to allow an easy light.
"Let me just top hat this and then you can spark it."
by junglejungle January 19, 2009
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Top Hat

a hat worn mostly in older times, rarely seen today
"Some fag in the mall I saw today was wearing a top hat"
by Itchi July 11, 2008
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A tattoo above thy man's junk, AKA a pubis hat.
*two guys fucking*

Guy 1: hey bro nice top hat!
Guy 2: thanks, I tip my hat to you sir
by Kuzko's Poison March 05, 2022
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Wow... you couldn't even pull a rabbit out that tight TOP HAT!
by Magic_Merle August 19, 2011
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by Dugnugs November 07, 2003
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Is a term used when a gun is placed under a persons chin, and the blast blows the persons brain out the top of their head.
" you wont be so smart when I make your skull in to a top hat"
by Hdj February 20, 2008
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