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Toothpasting 

When you are wearing pants with a belt while you have to take a shit and you attempt to pull your pants down.
Person 1: I heard that my coworker likes toothpasting
Person 2: What the literal fuck is wrong with them?!
Toothpasting by LeifAttacc October 11, 2021

toothpasting 

The act of smearing toothpaste onto one's nipples in order to produce a high.
We should totally go toothpasting this weekend!
toothpasting by falconboom October 14, 2012

Toothpasting 

Rubbing toothpaste on your nipples. A new way to get high, teenagers everywhere are starting to do this and it is growing popularity. Parents and staffs at high schools are growing awareness to this issue as it is a very easy to come by and anybody could be doing it.
Guy 1: "Man, we should toothpaste later I just bought some from the store"

Guy 2: "Yeah! My parents never suspected anything when I bought 4 packs of toothpaste yesterday, toothpasting is so fun man, this is gonna be awesome!!"
Toothpasting by Toothpaster256 October 16, 2012

Toothpasting 

Toothpasting or just pasting is the act of rubbing toothpaste on the nipples to get high. The chemical that causes the high is still unknown.
Harry spent most of today Toothpasting.
Toothpasting by Global43443 October 14, 2012

Toothpasting 

Getting high by applying toothpaste to ones nipples. This is extremely unsafe and can result in inflammation of the nipple and even permanent dangerous blockage or mutilation. Extremely dangerous, do not attempt. Popularised by famous internet website "9gag."
"Yo Rae, Wanna go Toothpasting, I've got my webcam all ready to go."
"I dunno, isn't that stuff dangerous?"
Toothpasting by Gako October 14, 2012

toothpasting 

The act of rubbing your nipples with toothpaste to get high.
Toothpasting is cheaper than smoking weed.
toothpasting by Lord Lolland October 16, 2012