Toothbrush

Step 1:touch some grass while going out side.
Step 2:go to store with money that you acquired legally

Step 3:purchase both toothbrush and toothpaste
Step 4:pay for it you little shit

Step 5 :exit store and go home
Step 7:enter bathroom

Step 8:unpack both toothbrush and toothpaste

Step:9 grab toothpaste and place contents of it on toothbrush

Step 10: place toothbrush in side of mouth and start scrubing
Step 11: try doing it for 2 minutes

Step 12:well done you have now revealed all the cavities in your teeth

Now go to the dentist.

Give me a moment I need to brush my teeth with a normal sized extremly unpretty blue toothbrush

by .... . .-.. .-.. --- October 6, 2023

toothbrush

a new masturbation device invented by jenni haynes (best when battery powered)

sticky bristles

by Nick Hogue February 17, 2004

toothbrush

v. To leave a toothbrush in the bathroom of the person you are dating, usually without their consent, in order to take the relationship to the next level.

Dude #1: "Dude, I got toothbrushed last night!"
Dude #2: "What, how long have you been seeing her!?"
Dude #3: "Only three months!!"

Girl #1: "Can you believe this guy tried to toothbrush me after just one week?"
Girl #2: "What a desperate loser."

by Thomas Malenke August 20, 2011

Toothbrush

The act of busting a load inside a females mouth and proceeding to rub your cock in the hot man-oil, finally pushing it on to her teeth creating the "Colgate Effect" on her new pearly whites.

Damn dude, I was with this skank ass hoe and she was giving some good dome, when I decided to finish up with the toothbrush!

by Tyree and Lysol October 9, 2007

toothbrush

A toothbrush is the thing my friend, Bobert, uses to masturbate with. Especially vibrating toothbrushes.

"omg, I was watching porn and bouncing on my toothbrush at the same time! *bounces*" - Bobert

by Nixie July 16, 2004

Toothbrush

Slang for Vietnam

It gets the nickname toothbrush because soldiers in Vietnam had to make toothbrushes from wooden sticks kapp

“Hey let’s go on vacation to toothbrush”

“Hellino yeahino!”

by Brmfryys October 19, 2020

toothbrush

An item that is an average of 8 inches long, and is enjoyed by both genders. It is stuck into a moist, warm and sticky and bacteria-filled environment. The rubbing of the sides of the opening can create pleasure to anyone. After two minutes, the pulsing, throbbing motion will stop, and when pulled out, will leave a white, frothy and sweet substance that are made in tubes. Your mother will have a 69% chance of asking you to do it again. "Not Clean Enough!"

Dirty minds kids! It's a toothbrush.

by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 18, 2021