Beefy Tomatoes

When a man covers his balls in a girls period blood and then dips them in melted chocolate, the girl then sucks it all off.

'Hey Mary, you hungry? I have a couple of beefy tomatoes left over."

by Danny The Dirty October 1, 2012

Fatal tomatoes

Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.

Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.

"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"

by Kat'O9 April 30, 2022

sweet tomatoes

delicious restaurant that has the best salad, soup, and pasta and a kickass ice cream machine

Person 1: Man I'm hungry.
Person 2: Hey let's go to sweet tomatoes.
Person 1: Okay!

by nokami February 20, 2009

play tomatoes

When Ethan V. fingers and/or licks Mrs. Yates pussy

Cole C. Play tomatoes with Nicole V.

by floafi2626 February 20, 2009

beans greens potatoes tomatoes

A sentence about what your grandmother is going to make for thanksgiving

Grandma whatcha making for thanksgiving

I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT

by Beans greens potatoes tomatoes November 19, 2016

grundle tomatoes

1. When a woman's flow becomes crusted to her grundle area. Normally this occurs once a month.

2. Large, inflamed, external hemmorrhoids. Tending to dangle from the anal orifice to rest on the grundle. d

1. "I can't use pads anymore because my grundle tomatoes really pull my grundle grass."

"Oh man! I accidentally got a mouth full of grundle tomatoes last night from my girlfriend."

2. My grundle tomatoes freaking burn, they must be acidic.

I need a vacation to Grundleville so my grundle tomatoes can heal.

by LEE_11.16 September 20, 2006

Heterosexual Tomatoes

Tomatoes, preferably rotten, that are thrown by people, who are against yaoi, yuri, shonen-ai, and shoujo-ai, at other people

Yaoi Lover (Me): Sorry, Starfire/Robin Shippers; I don't feel like dodging your heterosexual tomatoes today

by RockyVRWolf January 17, 2009