Tomato

(noun)
/təˈmādō/

Someone who is both LGBT (a fruit) and disabled (a vegetable)

Did you see that float at the Pride Parade full of Tomatoes?

by Joseph Madder May 23, 2019

Tomato

Literally a tomato. Red and juicy. I have no idea why you would look it up. Dumb cunt.

“Hey I wonder what tomato is in the urban dictionary.
“Oh”

by Ye olde cunt July 16, 2019

Tomato

Boring and stiff guy.

Person 1: Yo mate fancy some drinks later at my other mates house?
Person 2: Nahh! Sorry bro I don’t drink anymore I’m trying to better myself.
Person 1: You fucking tomato.

by Big daddy phat sack 34 May 6, 2022

Tomato

Someone who 'left islam', but in reality they're usually a Hindu or Christian larper.

They mainly reside in r/exmuslim, the complete contrast of r/exmuslim is r/extomatoes, a subreddit dedicated to joke about the idiots of r/exmuslim, extomato translates to ex-exmuslim.

Warning: never visit any subreddit without wearing protection (especially r/exmuslim)!

Person 1: Tomato.

Person 2 (a tomato): Mo was a pedo, (says even more bad things to insult islam), and your arguement is therefore bust.

Person 1: tomato

by Bigbraintime January 2, 2022

Tomato

ITS A FRUIT NOT A VEGETABLE

SEEDS INSIDE ME YES FRUITS YES

Example: Blueberry have seed yes? AND LIKE MUCH OTHER FRUIT (besides strawberry) HAS SEED INSIDE YES??? YES
in conclusion, TOMATO IS A FRUIT SPREAD DA WORDDDD

by anonymous November 18, 2020

Tomato

A person who becomes red instead of brown when they get tanned. This applies to anyone, but is usually used to refer to white men.

Mexican: look at that tomato cop
Black dude: racist tomato only arresting Mexicans and my niggas

by Saggy fat fuck June 13, 2016

Tomato

A guy whose face turns red while embarrassed. His face pops and ketchup flows everywhere.

Sup tomato boy!

Don't be a tomato today alright son?

by ThemMasterOfLIfe October 9, 2018